Spooktober Day 4: Cryptic Plasm

Directed by Brian Paulin WARNING: This movie contains extreme levels of gore and violence. I’m not kidding, it gets nuts. Starting with week 2, I’m introducing a new weekend tradition, the shocking Saturdays and Sundays! Here, I’ll break with the…

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Spooktober Day 3 – The Fuzzies

Directed by Josh Funk After the insane glory of Stitches, let’s bring things back to normal a bit with The Fuzzies, the most straightforward of our movies so far. There aren’t any big gimmicks like subgenre crossovers or an entire…

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Spooktober Day 2: Stitches (2023)

Stitches (2023) Directed by Ian Goodwin Continuing on with our puppet horror series, today we’re getting into a movie even more unique than yesterday’s, Stitches! Stitches may well be the only sock puppet horror-comedy feature in existence, a sad fact…

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Spooktober Day 1: I Hate Found Footage

Directed by Michael Rock of Horror Dadz Productions Welcome to Day 1 of my favorite annual tradition, Spooktober! This month we’ll tackle a new (to me) horror movie every day until a final horror extravaganza on Halloween day. Every week…

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Evil Dead Burn

Directed by Sébastien Vaniček As someone who started watching the Evil Dead movies before I even knew what the franchise was (thanks for showing me Army of Darkness, mom, that really is to blame for who I am today) I’m…

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Buddy (2026)

Directed by Casper Kelly The set up of Buddy should be familiar to most everyone, it’s about a small group of children in a whimsical TV show where lessons are learned, fun is had, and songs are sung. Think Barney,…

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Ice Cream Man (2026)

Directed by Eli Roth WARNING: This review of Ice Cream Man contains references to sex crimes against children. If that upsets you please do not read this or watch the movie Ice Cream Man. SPOILERS THROUGHOUT. But does it even…

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The Audition (2026)

Directed by Marcus Reyes You’re probably thinking, “Kyle, you ignorant slut, Audition is a masterpiece of J-Horror from the 90s.  It certainly didn’t come out this year.” You’re right! Audition was one of the best horror movies of the 90s,…

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The Backrooms (2026)

Directed by Kane Parsons Welcome back, everyone! Or should I say…welcome “backrooms”! Now that I’ve alienated everyone with a horrible pun, thanks for coming here to read what I have to say, it’s been heartwarming to hear from people about…

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