Author: SlothKyle

Directed by Casper Kelly The set up of Buddy should be familiar to most everyone, it’s about a small group of children in a whimsical TV show where lessons are learned, fun is had, and songs are sung. Think Barney,…

Directed by Eli Roth WARNING: This review of Ice Cream Man contains references to sex crimes against children. If that upsets you please do not read this or watch the movie Ice Cream Man. SPOILERS THROUGHOUT. But does it even…

Directed by Marcus Reyes You’re probably thinking, “Kyle, you ignorant slut, Audition is a masterpiece of J-Horror from the 90s.  It certainly didn’t come out this year.” You’re right! Audition was one of the best horror movies of the 90s,…

Directed by Kane Parsons Welcome back, everyone! Or should I say…welcome “backrooms”! Now that I’ve alienated everyone with a horrible pun, thanks for coming here to read what I have to say, it’s been heartwarming to hear from people about…

Mad GodWritten & Directed by Phil Tippett Some of you may not have heard about Mad God before, which is understandable. Even though its creator, Phil Tippett, has worked on big-name franchises like Star Wars and Jurassic Park, Mad God…

It’s not often that movies make it to the theater without an official Motion Picture Association of America age rating, a rating system so common that people may mistake it for a government-backed censor board. Even though it kind of functions like that, there isn’t any enforcement branch to the MPAA,…