Tagged: Christmas

The Grump Who Stole Christmas (2018)

Hey everyone, I didn’t want to announce this before I knew it was a sure thing but as it is currently being uploaded to Youtube, I feel its safe to talk about my new big project. I wrote a normal review of a movie, The Grump Who Stole Christmas, but I didn’t feel like just text would get across how boring, painful, and agonizing the movie is, so I decided to make you all suffer with me by making a video review of it!

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A Frozen Christmas (2016)

A Frozen Christmas (2016)

Directed by Evan Tramel

Viewed on Hulu

I have to start this review with a question that should never be used to start a review. What is the cutoff before something can no longer be called a film? I bring this up because that was my first thought as I began A Frozen Christmas, a ‘movie’ that may be the worst holiday film I’ve ever seen. I kind of knew it was going to be terrible, it’s on Hulu for starters, and its title is clearly riding off of Frozen to get some confused parents/grandparents to mistakenly buy/rent/click on it. Speaking of that, why don’t you play a game with me and imagine what you think a Christmas themed ripoff of Frozen would be! Maybe it’s about a snowman, who looks suspiciously similar to Olaf, helping Santa deliver his presents? Or maybe it’s about a snowman helping to save Christmas from some evil villain? It is neither of those things. It is so much worse.

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