A Frozen Christmas (2016)
Directed by Evan Tramel
Viewed on Hulu
I have to start this review with a question that should never be used to start a review. What is the cutoff before something can no longer be called a film? I bring this up because that was my first thought as I began A Frozen Christmas, a ‘movie’ that may be the worst holiday film I’ve ever seen. I kind of knew it was going to be terrible, it’s on Hulu for starters, and its title is clearly riding off of Frozen to get some confused parents/grandparents to mistakenly buy/rent/click on it. Speaking of that, why don’t you play a game with me and imagine what you think a Christmas themed ripoff of Frozen would be! Maybe it’s about a snowman, who looks suspiciously similar to Olaf, helping Santa deliver his presents? Or maybe it’s about a snowman helping to save Christmas from some evil villain? It is neither of those things. It is so much worse.
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