Category: Halloween Spooktacular

Night of the Lepus

There exists in the film world a long list of notoriously bad movies, movies so bad that they have been established as reference points when talking about crappy movies, movies that break boundaries of quality in ways no one thought possible. When you’re talking about terrible monster movies someone will eventually bring up Night of The Lepus as an example of the ‘Worst of the worst’. Is it? Probably not, but it’s certainly in the running. If you’ve never heard of Night of the Lepus, it boasts a star studded cast playing scientists and ranchers trying to control a very real problem, a massive overpopulation of rabbits picking ranch lands clean after ranchers foolishly kill all their predators. In an attempt to stop these rabbits from reproducing, scientists inject a rabbit with an experimental formula, then the rabbit is released into the wild. Then the rabbits get big. Yes, the monster in this movie is ‘giant’ rabbits. I put giant in quotes because really they’re just regular sized rabbits but filmed in close up.

Those of you who haven’t seen this movie might be saying, ‘hey you love bad movies, isn’t a bad movie with a silly monster a good thing?’ Bad movies are great. Silly monsters are great. You know what’s not great? Boring movies. Movies where characters shuffle from scene to scene reading dull lines like they’re trying to avoid falling asleep. Movies where the ‘horrible dismembered bodies’ are just 1 second shots of actors covered in red paint. Movies that tell you exactly what is going to happen and then show that with no style or flair. Movies that just end with no exciting climax. Night of the Lepus is that movie. I could barely keep my eyes open watching this, that’s how boring it was. The only enjoyment I got was from the cute miniatures that show up and the score that is admirably trying to make rabbits with ketchup on their faces seem frightening. Night of the Lepus isn’t a ‘so bad it’s good’ movie, Night of the Lepus is an argument against cinema as an art form. And I’m not gonna name names but someone requested I watch this movie. Someone who is now dead to me

Basket Case

Basket Case (1982)

Directed by Frank Henenlotter

Provocateur Frank Henenlotter is widely known and beloved by fans of exploitation and horror films, despite having only directed a half dozen movies over a 25 year period. That’s a short enough list to marathon in a day (hmm why would I bring that up?) but the influence of Henenlotter’s work can be seen to this day in schlock cinema and Basket Case is a great example of how a movie can be schlocky, goofy, over the top, and still be shocking and stick with you. Basket Case is the tale of a young man named Dwayne who ventures into THE BIG CITY from a small town upstate, carrying only a suspiciously large was of cash and an even more suspicious large wicker basket. After checking into a seedy hotel, Dwayne begins a terrible mission involving some local doctors, a dark and mysterious past, and whatever the hell is in that basket. 

If you haven’t seen Basket Case then I will not spoil what is in the basket, unlike every other summary of the movie you’ll find, but I will say that it does not disappoint. The effects here are pretty good for the time, dated but in a charming way, and there’s plenty of fun gore to make up for the minor hiccups in the visuals. Aside from the visuals there’s a whole Hotel full of weird, colorful characters that make the world a little more out there. Combined with the weird grittiness that peeks out ever so often, this is a neat look at what NYC was like before it got cleaned up. What’s really interesting to me about Basket Case is that when you break down the story to it’s basic parts it’s actually quite serious, particularly the ending which I think is still shocking and uncomfortable. I love that about movies like this, that combination of camp and grit that you don’t see as much anymore. I guess I’m not the only person who likes this movie, because it was restored by MOMA. As in the Museum of Modern Art. And no, that isn’t a joke. If gore and weird plot lines are your thing, give Basket Case a look!

The Addams Family 2

It’s that time of year again where I try to marathon and write short reviews of as many horror movies as I can for the spookiest month of all, Spooktober! Things have been quiet lately, I’ve been busy with work and going back to school, and I haven’t had time to watch all the movies I wanted to, but now that I have a slightly better handle on things I am doubling down on my efforts to get reviews out of movies I haven’t seen before, as many as I can for this most special month. I may do some theme viewings or series reviews, but I’ll get to that when I get to it. Right now let’s get started with the first review of the season, an easy slightly darkish comedy, The Addams Family 2!

A few years back I covered the first new animated Addams Family movie for Spooktober, and, while it wasn’t exactly high art, I enjoyed it for what it was; a light, mostly fluff comedy with jokes that never had me guffawing but always had me entertained. The kind of movie that you see once and never really need to see again. I’m a little baffled there was even a sequel, because I don’t remember the original being a critical or commercial hit, but in a world where IP means everything, I should have expected this. The Addams Family 2 is, shockingly, more of the same. I don’t mean that in a cruel way, I enjoyed watching Addams Family 2, I came away with a smile on my face and I don’t feel like I wasted my time. It’s definitely on that same wavelength as the first where nothing really puts it over the top, but I was never bored or suffering. I’m just kind of a sucker for these characters, a sucker for physical comedy, and a sucker for terrible puns. Their is some weird stuff here that I wasn’t expecting but not enough to make this a bizarre ‘how did they get away with this?’ kids movie. If you really liked the first one then check this out. If you’re interested but not sold then wait for it to hit a streaming service you’re already subscribed to. If you’re not interested, then look away, there’s nothing for you to see here.

Best Of Spooktober 2020

I’m sure I don’t need to say that this has been a bizarre hellweek for just about anyone reading this. For this to happen so soon after the glory of Spooktober is regrettable but we’ll be getting back to our regular review schedule next week and examining some hopefully good things to come out of 2020. Before then I’ll do this quick ‘Best Of’ list for all the movies I covered for Spooktober, so if you don’t want to read through 31 reviews of movies, just check this to see what won each category and what was the Runner-Up!

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The Terror Of Hallow’s Eve

Day 31

The Terror Of Hallow’s Eve (2017)

Directed by Todd Tucker

When bullies push horror loving 15 year-old Caleb Thomas over the edge, he unwittingly summons an ancient spirit of Halloween vengeance to get even with them. His plan works a little too well, and soon Caleb needs to face the monster he unleashed. Halloween horror movies have a special energy, so it’s always good to find filmmakers continuing in that tradition, even if the movies they make are not perfect. The Terror Of Hallow’s Eve is definitely not perfect, but it has a wonderful spooky atmosphere and a lot of heart that shines through in so many areas, particularly the performances. Everyone here is giving their all for this movie and that elevates it a lot, particularly the villainous jester character, played by beloved character actor Doug Jones, who steals every scene he’s in, and Caleb’s mom who is the mommest mom who ever mommed. Bonus points for getting serial B-movie star Eric Roberts to appear on camera without him appearing drunk, and even more bonus points for getting him to do some acting, I really wasn’t used to seeing that.

The pacing is quite quick, this film is only 80 minutes including the credits sequence and sometimes this breakneck speed does feel strange, but I can appreciate the filmmakers keeping 15 minutes of filler sequences out so we can get to the fun bits faster. And the fun bits are quite fun! There are some great spooky revenge sequences and even though the budget was clearly a limitation on what happens, that budget is worked around in clever ways to show you something creepy and fun. The ending is kind of strange, I’m not exactly sure if they were trying to leave it as a sequel bait thing or if they’re aping similar ending sequences they’ve seen other movies do, but it does feel a bit like a misstep, especially after the rest of the movie was so charming. Regardless, The Terror Of Hallow’s Eve may not be a modern classic, but it has enough charm, heart, and fun practical effects monsters to make it a worthwhile Halloween viewing. Recommended!

Scare Campaign

Day 30

Scare Campaign (2016)

Directed by Cameron Cairnes & Colin Cairnes

When an Australian horror-themed reality show, think Scare Tactics, needs a new surge of viewers to convince the network executive to renew their show for another season, they plan their most over the top setup yet, a fake job interview set up at an abandoned mental hospital. Unfortunately, things end up getting much too real when someone unexpectedly dies on set, and everyone has to deal with the raised stakes. Scare Campaign is a movie we’re kind of split on. It does a lot of things right, particularly the setup, which is fun, creative, and leads to a ton of great character moments where the actors are given a chance to flex their acting muscles. Also, when the slasher bits start the gore is mostly pretty decent. For me, the problems for this movie start when it tries to be twisty, and it is the usual problem that arises where the twist isn’t as good as the writers think it is, and also it leads to a series of predictable plot points.

Part of the problem is that I really liked the initial setup of Scare Campaign. The first twist is good, and if that had been the only major plot development I would have been completely happy with the story. Unfortunately, Scare Campaign dips its toes into a series of tropes that really frustrate me. It would be spoilers to say exactly what these tropes are because they are kind of twists, but suffice to say I find the particular tropes used to be lazy writing which don’t come across as scary as they are intended to be, just kind of an excuse for things to happen. Not everyone will agree with me on this though, and even if the second half let us down a bit, we really enjoyed the first half of the film and would tentatively recommend it if you’re into comedy-horror and slashers. You might get more out of it than we did.

Trespassers

Day 29

Trespassers (2019)

Directed by Orson Oblowitz

When a group of friends(?) head out for a fun weekend of drinking, drugs, and attempts at sex at a rented house, they find their night interrupted by a mysterious stranger of unknown intention. When things go from bad to worse the group finds themselves between a rock and a hard place as they deal with their interpersonal issues – as well as some cartel hitmen. Trespassers is one of the stranger movies on this list because even though I’ve seen it referred to as a slasher movie in several places, that aspect of the movie is such a small part of what is going on. What takes the main stage is the interpersonal drama going on between this motley cast, and although I don’t necessarily like where all the characters ended up, the character premises were pretty neat and unique. The acting is mostly pretty good, with a special shout out to Angela Trimbur, who I know best as Madison “The Dress Bitch” from The Good Place, who plays the lead and does a great job with an emotionally complex role. The problem with Trespassers is, unfortunately, the story.

I like the premise of Trespassers, home invasion slashers can be fun and, if handled correctly, there’s no reason why cartel goons couldn’t be decent villains. The problem is that cartel assassins are, surprise surprise, really good at killing people, so any confrontation between these two groups should be over in seconds, and the movie knows that best we’re over halfway in before the cartel guys really show up and once they do, well, they don’t do all that much. There’s some intrigue and a little fighting, but most of this movie feels like we’re stalling for time because this story does not need to be feature length. There’s a really great short film hidden in here, especially with some of the excellent visuals they managed to get, but Trespassers feels flabby and padded, which sadly kills any tension the filmmakers managed to build.  

Two final things; the first is a minor minor spoiler, but it is also a reminder that, if you are a white person, and someone dies in your house due to an accident or a matter of self-defense, you should call the police immediately, they’ll probably believe you and you’re up shit creek without a paddle if you don’t tell the cops and then they find out later. Secondly, this movie is very similar in both basic plot structure and character setup to a movie that came out this year called The Rental, watch that instead of this.

Dream Home

Day 28 

Dream Home (2010)

Directed by Pang Ho-cheung

Dream Home begins with a young woman, Cheng Lai, on a murderous rampage through a high-end apartment complex in Hong Kong. As her rampage continues we learn via flashbacks why she is killing people, and what this all has to do with modern economics, gentrification, and the real estate bubble of the late 2000s. In a twist on the standard formula, Dream Home is a slasher where the slasher is our protagonist and that works pretty well here because Cheng Lai is, perhaps now even more so than when this first came out, such a relatable protagonist. We spend a lot of time with Cheng Lai, as a child, a young adult, and a working professional, which, even if the plot can get a little confusing at times because you’re switching between timelines, is an effective way to really get in her head and humanize her. They knew they had to do that though, because the kills in this movie, oh boy, are they something to behold.

Dream Home lets you know right up front that this is going to be an intensely violent film and then it never lets up. The kills are graphic, over the top, and on more than one occasion completely cross the line into bad taste. So, as you can tell, I was a pretty big fan of that. There’s some weird dark humor that comes up with some of the kills, particularly late in the movie, and that kind of threw me considering just how graphic the violence in the film is, but it doesn’t detract from those sequences. What I can’t stop thinking about with Dream Home is how depressingly timeless the satire is, it feels so relevant right now and to me, that’s the sign of writing that has a slightly deeper understanding of the broad applications of social commentary. This isn’t for everybody, there’s one scene in particular that will turn a lot of people off, one that reportedly made a few people throw up at screenings of Dream Home, but audiences who enjoy these kinds of movies will get a lot out of it. We’d definitely recommend this!

Party Hard Die Young

Day 27

Party Hard Die Young (2018)

Directed by Dominik Hartl

When Julia and her friends, a group of hard partying German teens, head out to a once in a lifetime island-wide celebration, they think it’s all fun and games, that is until their friends start turning up dead. Now Julia has to figure out who is killing her friends, and why, before she’s the only one left. In a lot of ways Party Hard Die Young is very reminiscent of many 80s slasher movies, it’s about teens who like alcohol, drugs and sex with the whodunit elements of having the killer wear an interesting mask. I consider those good things because I am a huge fan of slasher movies in general and 80s slashers will always have a special place in my heart. At its best, Party Hard Die Young feels like a throwback that’s channeling all the fun violence and sleaze that old-school slashers are known for and I was into this for the first half. Not great, not groundbreaking, but fun times that you don’t always get with modern slashers. That is, until the mystery is revealed and the plot is laid out, and everything crumbles.

Credit where credit is due, the twist is foreshadowed quite well and I figured out what was going on about when the movie wanted me too, so that proper structure is there. The problem isn’t the structure but the twist itself, and not even just the twist but how the twist is handled that completely ruins this movie and destroys all the goodwill I had for Party Hard Die Young. I hate spoilers so if you want to know exactly what happened drop a comment down below and I’ll discuss it further there, but suffice it to say, the twist makes nearly all the teens completely irredeemable, which might work in a more nihilistic movie but it just comes across as very strange and misplaced here. It was such a disappointment, especially considering that I was rooting for this movie from scene one and actually enjoying myself quite a bit. Sadly, I do not recommend Party Hard Die Young, if not for one massive misstep I enjoyed the movie but that doesn’t make up for the problems here.

Lake Bodom

Day 26

Lake Bodom (2016)

Directed by Taneli Mustonen

When a group of teenagers head out to the site of a series of infamous murders, they each have their own mysterious agenda. Once they all arrive, a series of twists happen, leaving the fate of these teenagers as unclear as the fog covering the lake they camped out by. Speaking of that fog, Lake Bodom is incredibly atmospheric! That magnificent fog works wonders for building a spooky atmosphere that is just perfect for this time of year, and the cinematography feels effortlessly beautiful. The rest of the film doesn’t quite live up to the atmosphere but the characters are fine and the kills are effective if a bit uninspired. Where Lake Bodom starts to lose itself is when the twists start.

I don’t want to go into detail on these twists because I hate spoilers, so I’ll just say that there are a couple twists and some are better than others. The middle of the film is kind of dragged down by a weak twist that plays into a lot of unfortunate stereotypes, but the third act brings some life back to the story. The ending isn’t bad and there is a surprising amount of good dark humor in Lake Bodom, so the movie is kind of a mixed bag. Lake Bodom has some problems but overall it’s a stylish and atmospheric slasher film with some interesting concepts, give it a shot if that sounds like your thing! Recommended.