Monthly Archive: May 2020

Uncle Sam, Memorial Valley Massacre, and Deathdream

Memorial Day Viewings!

Another Memorial Day came and went this week, and I’m always in the mood for weird themed horror movies, so its time to talk about the strange movies I watched. Before we even begin, I will own up to one thing, only one of the movies below technically takes place on the weekend of Memorial Day. But the other two are thematically related, so I stand by their inclusion! And they’re all weird stuff anyway that you wouldn’t typically have a reason to watch, so when else am I gonna be able to talk about these? Time to get patriotic and celebrate the American institution of slasher films with our first film, Uncle Sam!

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Howl (2015)

Howl (2015)
Directed by Paul Hyett

Is it just me or do werewolves not get the respect they deserve? In movie terms, I mean. Everyone is familiar with Werewolves, they’re a classic monster, but there aren’t that many A-List movies about them. There’s a full canon of great vampire films and more ghost movies and hauntings than you can shake a stick at, but Werewolves have always seemed relegated to B-Cinema. Not that I’m really complaining, B-Movies are a ton of fun and have the freedom to go in new directions, but it seems odd that such a recognizable monster doesn’t have a more mainstream interest. That brings us to today’s movie, Howl, an English Indie werewolf film that reminded me how much fun werewolves are!

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Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola

If there has ever been a more polarizing adaptation of Dracula, I’m not familiar with it. Pop culture has been telling me for years how much Bram Stoker’s Dracula sucks, and, though this is far from a good sample size, everyone I talked to about this movie has told me they’ve heard the same thing. I wasn’t even planning on watching this, but it was requested last week and I always try to give the people what they want. So, with a heart full of fear I turned the film on and was more surprised than I have been by a movie in a long time. Bram Stoker’s Dracula was, dare I say it, good!

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Fiend Without A Face (1958)

Fiend Without A Face (1958)
Directed by Arthur Crabtree

I stumbled across Fiend Without A Face while scrolling through the horror section of The Criterion Channel, of which I am a recent subscriber. The Criterion Channel is a newish streaming service (yes, another one) that contains some (all? It’s a bit unclear.) of the typically high-quality films of the Criterion Collection. Basically, it’s a curated collection of movies with the purpose of preserving and distributing great movies that may not have other ways of being seen. You can pretty much pick anything at random and it will probably be good (some things may not have aged well though), which is exactly what I did here. I saw the odd thumbnail, read the (incredibly spoilery) summary, and dove right in. I’m glad I took a chance on Fiend Without A Face.

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Annabelle Comes Home (2019)

Annabelle Comes Home
Directed by Gary Dauberman

Annabelle Comes Home is the latest chapter of the Conjuring universe, a series of films that I’m not super familiar with. I think I saw the first one a couple years ago but it didn’t really wow me. Maybe its because I’m not really into haunted house movies or possession movies, maybe it was just how I was feeling that day, whatever the reason, I never saw another Conjuring movie. But people love these things! They’ve consistently made money, and the series is growing by the year with more sequels and spinoffs and what have you. None of that made me want to see this movie though, I saw this because I was recommended it, and you can do the same to get me to watch whatever good (please!) or bad (why must you hurt me?) movies you have in mind. So how is Annabelle Comes Home without having any context from the previous films? Join me to find out!

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